Zombie Gumbo
(table-top)

As a narrator invites us to enjoy the luxurious foods spread before us, our camera slides across a sumptuous sliced ham,

 

 

up over an inviting turkey, slips gently

 

 

toward a pewter platter as a beautiful hand lifts the cover and

 

 

yummy! a zombie head bulges its eyes and waggles its tongue. 

 

 

 

You're the latest victim of CapCom's Christmas plug for Resident Evil, a game to thrill the youngin's and bring bile to the lips of the elderly.  What better Christmas present could you give?  Here's our
Zombie Gumbo Recipe

On a suitable stage marinate well, then shake thoroughly and cook for one full day: one creative director such as Phil Paternite one creative executive producer such as Chris Ekeberg or Larry Behrs @ South Park Media one unflappable zombie such as actor Kevin Artist one creative line producer such as Shane Francis one inventive mask maker such as M5 one creative propsmesiter such as Michael Merryweather one brilliant food stylist such as Danielle Disilvo a dash of fabulous gaffer such as Darrell Flowers a pinch of amazing assistant cameraperson such as Rod Williams And add that all important ingredient (drum roll please) an eyes-have-it and a-hand-to-match director of photography such as  Rick Wise

To position the zombie: 

Dress 4 x 8 plywood sheet to taste.  Place zombie/actor in reclining chair.  Slide masked zombie under sheet and gently adjust upwards.  Shoot.